1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:01,529 - Hello, I'm Nicole Byer. 2 00:00:01,530 --> 00:00:03,059 I don't know what I'm doing today. 3 00:00:03,060 --> 00:00:04,289 Also, there's no mirrors, 4 00:00:04,290 --> 00:00:06,176 so I don't know if there's toothpaste on my face. 5 00:00:06,177 --> 00:00:08,249 (upbeat music) 6 00:00:08,250 --> 00:00:09,569 - [Vic] Today we're giving this comedian 7 00:00:09,570 --> 00:00:11,459 a total transformation. 8 00:00:11,460 --> 00:00:15,179 They have no idea who or what they're about to become. 9 00:00:15,180 --> 00:00:16,019 - Who am I? 10 00:00:16,020 --> 00:00:17,939 - [Vic] Once they see themselves in the mirror, 11 00:00:17,940 --> 00:00:20,489 they'll have to make up a character on the spot, 12 00:00:20,490 --> 00:00:23,639 and then sit down with me for an improvised interview. 13 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:26,487 This is "Very Important People." 14 00:00:27,330 --> 00:00:28,760 Three, two, one, open. 15 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:32,513 - Oh. 16 00:00:32,514 --> 00:00:33,442 Okay. 17 00:00:33,443 --> 00:00:36,269 Talking metal till I die, dude. 18 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:39,269 There's nothing better than listening to metal 19 00:00:39,270 --> 00:00:41,279 and drinking tequila! 20 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:45,419 She's Susan from England and she's having a midlife crisis. 21 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:47,189 My husband left me. 22 00:00:47,190 --> 00:00:48,749 He was a nice bloke, 23 00:00:48,750 --> 00:00:51,089 but I feel like I need a bad boy. 24 00:00:51,090 --> 00:00:54,359 I want to feel a hog between my legs, 25 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:56,372 and that means motorcycle. 26 00:00:56,373 --> 00:00:57,205 (crew laughs) 27 00:00:57,206 --> 00:01:00,329 A 16-year-old who's rebelling 28 00:01:00,330 --> 00:01:03,660 against her dumb fucking parents. 29 00:01:03,661 --> 00:01:06,244 (upbeat music) 30 00:01:13,544 --> 00:01:16,961 (upbeat music continues) 31 00:01:18,900 --> 00:01:20,400 - We all have a story to tell. 32 00:01:22,020 --> 00:01:24,340 Sorry, just, oh, right, okay. 33 00:01:28,699 --> 00:01:31,919 (exhales) Okay. (clears throat) 34 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:33,599 We all have a story to tell 35 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:36,809 and sometimes that story needs to be shared with the world. 36 00:01:36,810 --> 00:01:38,609 Good evening, I'm Vic Michaelis, 37 00:01:38,610 --> 00:01:43,610 back with another edition of "Very Important People." 38 00:01:43,830 --> 00:01:45,453 Please introduce yourself. 39 00:01:45,454 --> 00:01:49,049 So again, we're bringing the guest to set 40 00:01:49,050 --> 00:01:50,849 and that is sort of how we start this. 41 00:01:50,850 --> 00:01:52,829 And that's how we started all of them, right? 42 00:01:52,830 --> 00:01:55,049 PA, am I gonna go find them? 43 00:01:55,050 --> 00:01:56,100 So maybe that. 44 00:01:56,970 --> 00:01:59,099 Okay, maybe a hot-or-cold situation. 45 00:01:59,100 --> 00:02:00,350 You tell me if I'm close. 46 00:02:01,950 --> 00:02:03,000 This way. 47 00:02:04,830 --> 00:02:06,239 Guest, guest, guest. 48 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:07,559 Okay, everyone, so this is sort 49 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:08,789 of the conceit of the show, right? 50 00:02:08,790 --> 00:02:10,019 Is we have a guest come in, 51 00:02:10,020 --> 00:02:11,609 and then we sort of bring them to set. 52 00:02:11,610 --> 00:02:13,469 So maybe we try that next time. 53 00:02:13,470 --> 00:02:15,389 I'm gonna take a break, I'm gonna take five. 54 00:02:15,390 --> 00:02:16,349 I don't want a cigarette, 55 00:02:16,350 --> 00:02:18,839 but I want something that looks like a cigarette, okay? 56 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:20,699 I want it long and I want it set on fire. 57 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:22,983 - Wow, guess you're late. 58 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:26,789 - So I'm not late, been here for four hours. 59 00:02:26,790 --> 00:02:27,689 - Wow. - And overnight. 60 00:02:27,690 --> 00:02:30,629 - I've never seen somebody in a suit be so late. 61 00:02:30,630 --> 00:02:32,217 - Okay, so please introduce yourself. 62 00:02:32,218 --> 00:02:33,389 (water spraying) 63 00:02:33,390 --> 00:02:38,009 - I asked for vodka and this is fucking water! 64 00:02:38,010 --> 00:02:39,359 - Well, you look like you're maybe 16. 65 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:40,499 - Yeah, you guessed it. 66 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:42,689 Almost 17, almost 32. 67 00:02:42,690 --> 00:02:44,639 - Well, happy birthday, and I guess time is relative. 68 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:45,779 Please introduce yourself. 69 00:02:45,780 --> 00:02:46,738 - Candice. 70 00:02:46,739 --> 00:02:48,107 (graphics synthesizing) 71 00:02:48,108 --> 00:02:50,879 (upbeat funk music) 72 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:52,709 - Hello, Candice, we're very happy to have you. 73 00:02:52,710 --> 00:02:53,849 I'm Vic, nice to meet you. 74 00:02:53,850 --> 00:02:54,959 - Hi, Vic. 75 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:56,639 I'm from Vermont. - Well, that's wonderful. 76 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:57,719 Maple syrup. - Yeah. 77 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:59,729 - We're sort of trying to connect with the teen audience. 78 00:02:59,730 --> 00:03:01,679 - Okay. - Now, we did a big open call 79 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:03,209 and you submitted a video to us. 80 00:03:03,210 --> 00:03:04,349 - My mom did. 81 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:05,879 Her name's Georgie. 82 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:06,719 - Now, I'm a little confused, 83 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,819 'cause she did say you were a cheerleader, an A student, 84 00:03:08,820 --> 00:03:11,099 and you were competing in a pageant next weekend. 85 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:13,799 - That was two weeks ago, I'm changing. 86 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:16,049 - What happens two weeks ago that brings us here? 87 00:03:16,050 --> 00:03:17,339 - I woke up. - Sure. 88 00:03:17,340 --> 00:03:18,432 - I was looking on the internet. 89 00:03:18,433 --> 00:03:20,519 I was on a website called YouTube. 90 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:21,839 - Okay. - And I found a bunch 91 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:23,849 of cool kids who dress like this, 92 00:03:23,850 --> 00:03:25,799 and I said, "That's what the fuck I'm gon be." 93 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:27,606 - Okay. - And then, my mom was like, 94 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:30,149 "Man, I wish 'Jenny Jones' still existed. 95 00:03:30,150 --> 00:03:31,896 I wish 'Jerry Springer' still existed." 96 00:03:31,897 --> 00:03:33,569 - "Maury." - Wait, what? 97 00:03:33,570 --> 00:03:34,529 What? Were you in a- - As well. 98 00:03:34,530 --> 00:03:35,909 - Closet as closet listening to my mama? 99 00:03:35,910 --> 00:03:37,979 - No, I wasn't in a closet listening to anybody. 100 00:03:37,980 --> 00:03:39,299 And if I was in the closet, 101 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:40,679 I'd come out, 'cause that's cool. 102 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:41,909 - 'Cause that would be creepy. 103 00:03:41,910 --> 00:03:43,349 - If I was in the closet listening to your mom? 104 00:03:43,350 --> 00:03:44,819 - Yeah, if a nice white was in the closet 105 00:03:44,820 --> 00:03:45,652 listening to my mom. 106 00:03:45,653 --> 00:03:46,642 - And I wouldn't, and I wouldn't do that. 107 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:48,299 - You got a lot of swans. 108 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:49,409 It's kind of weird. - I do. 109 00:03:49,410 --> 00:03:50,669 Thank you for noticing. 110 00:03:50,670 --> 00:03:53,129 They're sort of emblematic of my transformation. 111 00:03:53,130 --> 00:03:54,299 - Your transformation? 112 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:55,589 - That's not what we're here to talk about today. 113 00:03:55,590 --> 00:03:57,329 We're here to talk about teen culture. 114 00:03:57,330 --> 00:03:58,589 - Yeah. - And so school. 115 00:03:58,590 --> 00:03:59,699 - Yeah? - What is that like? 116 00:03:59,700 --> 00:04:01,979 - You're trying so hard. 117 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:05,759 And, like, the part of, like, counterculture that I'm in, 118 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:06,779 it's like, who cares? 119 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:07,863 Like, lean back. 120 00:04:08,970 --> 00:04:10,582 Kick a leg out. 121 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:11,939 (Candice coughs) 122 00:04:11,940 --> 00:04:14,189 I got a cough from smoking ciggies. 123 00:04:14,190 --> 00:04:16,319 - Okay, so two weeks ago, you won an exemplary award 124 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:17,999 for an exemplary student at your high school. 125 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:18,899 - Yeah. - Apparently, 126 00:04:18,900 --> 00:04:20,189 you're very good at social studies. 127 00:04:20,190 --> 00:04:21,239 - Was. - Was? 128 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:22,529 - Now, I don't care about the studies 129 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:24,209 or the social aspect of school. 130 00:04:24,210 --> 00:04:25,529 - Why? - Because my mom 131 00:04:25,530 --> 00:04:27,859 wants me to be a doctor and I don't wanna do that. 132 00:04:27,860 --> 00:04:29,129 - So what do you do for fun? 133 00:04:29,130 --> 00:04:33,419 - Smoke cigarettes, drink vodka or gin, not water. 134 00:04:33,420 --> 00:04:34,889 - Hey, I got some coffee in my cup. 135 00:04:34,890 --> 00:04:36,809 Sort of the vodka of the working world. 136 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:38,343 - What's your deal? - Host. 137 00:04:39,630 --> 00:04:40,799 Hosting a show. 138 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,989 - Have you ever thought about thinking outside the box 139 00:04:42,990 --> 00:04:44,639 and doing what you wanna do for you? 140 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,829 Listen, I was at the top of the pyramid 141 00:04:46,830 --> 00:04:48,426 and I was thinking, I said, 142 00:04:48,427 --> 00:04:50,459 "Do I really wanna be this high up? 143 00:04:50,460 --> 00:04:52,289 Why do I wanna wear a skirt? 144 00:04:52,290 --> 00:04:54,239 Why do I wanna excel in school?" 145 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,549 And then I was like, "I'm gonna be bad." 146 00:04:56,550 --> 00:04:59,276 - Not everybody has the option to just decide to, you know. 147 00:04:59,277 --> 00:05:00,899 - You can be bad. 148 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:02,819 You could find someone with a motorcycle 149 00:05:02,820 --> 00:05:03,986 and you can get on the back, 150 00:05:03,987 --> 00:05:06,269 and you could say, "Fuck all this pink, 151 00:05:06,270 --> 00:05:07,739 fuck all these swans. 152 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:10,529 Fuck this weird gold thing." - It's a rental. 153 00:05:10,530 --> 00:05:11,619 - You could rent plants like that? 154 00:05:11,620 --> 00:05:14,039 - Mhmm. - Who would've thought? 155 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:15,389 I feel like in school they don't tell you 156 00:05:15,390 --> 00:05:16,829 you could be a plant rental person. 157 00:05:16,830 --> 00:05:18,509 - So we brought you on to sort of hear about teen culture. 158 00:05:18,510 --> 00:05:19,739 Teen life. - Hell yeah, dude. 159 00:05:19,740 --> 00:05:21,029 - In order to learn a little bit more about that, 160 00:05:21,030 --> 00:05:22,559 I was hoping we could do a segment 161 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:23,819 that I like to call "What's in Your Bag?" 162 00:05:23,820 --> 00:05:26,879 - Sure. (gentle upbeat music) 163 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:29,039 Hey, thanks. 164 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:30,959 - So we got your mom to bring in your backpack 165 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:31,829 from school here. 166 00:05:31,830 --> 00:05:33,299 I was hoping maybe I could go through it- 167 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:35,159 - Usually I don't let people touch my stuff, 168 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:38,399 but I'ma be agreeable. - Thank you. 169 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:41,399 Okay, so yeah, we got some fun designs on here. 170 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:42,419 SK8? - Yeah. 171 00:05:42,420 --> 00:05:44,069 It's a fun way to spell skate. 172 00:05:44,070 --> 00:05:46,499 - Breaking away from our mold of sort of a good student. 173 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:48,419 - I just ran outta ink in my little white pen. 174 00:05:48,420 --> 00:05:49,252 - Right, of course. 175 00:05:49,253 --> 00:05:51,239 First item we got, so we have a notebook. 176 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:52,079 - Don't look in it. 177 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:53,249 - Well, I won't if you don't want me to. 178 00:05:53,250 --> 00:05:54,959 - It's my diary. - Right. 179 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:58,019 We have, oh, okay, these are fun. 180 00:05:58,020 --> 00:05:59,369 - Tarot cards. - Tarot cards. 181 00:05:59,370 --> 00:06:01,229 Why don't we pull some cards, huh? 182 00:06:01,230 --> 00:06:03,899 - All right. Pick three. - Pick three? Okay. 183 00:06:03,900 --> 00:06:04,829 Do I look? - No. 184 00:06:04,830 --> 00:06:06,329 - Are you gonna try and guess my card? 185 00:06:06,330 --> 00:06:08,130 - No, that's called magic. - Right. 186 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:13,499 - All right, they're all upside down, that's pretty bad. 187 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:14,519 - What do you mean it's pretty bad? 188 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:15,419 - It's not good. 189 00:06:15,420 --> 00:06:17,129 - Okay, because, am I gonna die? 190 00:06:17,130 --> 00:06:19,679 - Well, your past is the moon. 191 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,529 So that means there was a lot of light in your heart, 192 00:06:22,530 --> 00:06:24,719 but then there was darkness that took over. 193 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:25,829 - That doesn't sound right. - Your present, 194 00:06:25,830 --> 00:06:28,559 Queen of Swords, that means you're gonna kill someone. 195 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:30,029 Your future is Night of Swords. 196 00:06:30,030 --> 00:06:31,949 You're gonna do it at night. - I couldn't kill anything. 197 00:06:31,950 --> 00:06:34,169 I can't kill bugs. - The cards don't lie. 198 00:06:34,170 --> 00:06:36,299 Seems like you're pretty counterculture yourself. 199 00:06:36,300 --> 00:06:38,729 - Maybe I am counterculture, a little chill. 200 00:06:38,730 --> 00:06:39,719 How about we read your cards? 201 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:40,949 How about that? - Okay. 202 00:06:40,950 --> 00:06:42,200 - Pick three, don't peak. 203 00:06:43,650 --> 00:06:47,599 Okay, Double Past, Double Swords, down. 204 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:50,789 Uh-uh, it's because you sort of have two paths. 205 00:06:50,790 --> 00:06:51,719 - Okay. - Next, 206 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:53,549 we have Judgment Day. - Oh boy. 207 00:06:53,550 --> 00:06:56,399 - And that day is- - Oh, on my heart. 208 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:57,599 - On your heart, your heart day. 209 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,399 - That's Wednesday, right in the middle of the week. 210 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:01,019 - Okay, so you're gonna have a big decision to make midweek. 211 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:02,609 Is there anything coming up that you can think of? 212 00:07:02,610 --> 00:07:06,006 - Well, my boyfriend, he was like, 213 00:07:06,007 --> 00:07:08,369 "Do you wanna, like, be exclusive?" 214 00:07:08,370 --> 00:07:10,769 And that's a big decision that I'm gonna have to make. 215 00:07:10,770 --> 00:07:12,059 - Fun! Okay, well tell me about this. 216 00:07:12,060 --> 00:07:13,739 Who is this? Who's this boy? 217 00:07:13,740 --> 00:07:15,239 - His name is Spike. 218 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:17,219 He's 27. - Mm-mm. 219 00:07:17,220 --> 00:07:18,839 - He's really cute. 220 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:20,969 I met him outside school. 221 00:07:20,970 --> 00:07:22,499 He was sitting in a car, 222 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:24,029 and he was like, "Hey, little girl." 223 00:07:24,030 --> 00:07:26,399 And I was like, "Oh, (giggling) 224 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:27,899 I can't believe you're flirting with me." 225 00:07:27,900 --> 00:07:31,289 - Okay, this is, and excuse me for overstepping, 226 00:07:31,290 --> 00:07:32,759 this sounds like maybe a bad situation. 227 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:34,896 - I know. I'm a bad girl. 228 00:07:34,897 --> 00:07:36,449 (Vic sighs) 229 00:07:36,450 --> 00:07:38,279 - Last, but not least, we have, 230 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:40,379 oh, we got a few more things in here actually. 231 00:07:40,380 --> 00:07:41,579 - Oh yeah, that's my phone. 232 00:07:41,580 --> 00:07:42,599 - Why did we pick this one? 233 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,099 - I don't need an iPhone. 234 00:07:44,100 --> 00:07:45,899 I don't need an Android. 235 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:47,279 I just need to beep-bop-boop. 236 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:49,769 Hi, hi, hi, see you later, buh-bye. 237 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:50,909 - Okay, I love that. 238 00:07:50,910 --> 00:07:52,319 Maybe we trade phone numbers after this 239 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:53,279 and so we can sort of chitchat. 240 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:54,779 - You don't want me to hang out with Spike, 241 00:07:54,780 --> 00:07:56,249 but you wanna hang out with me? 242 00:07:56,250 --> 00:07:57,149 - Because it would be different, 243 00:07:57,150 --> 00:07:58,349 because we'd just be like friends. 244 00:07:58,350 --> 00:07:59,429 - Okay, buddy. 245 00:07:59,430 --> 00:08:02,339 - And you'd put some red in my hair. (chuckles) 246 00:08:02,340 --> 00:08:03,749 Okay, well, we'll think about it. 247 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,789 We'll circle back on it. - All right. 248 00:08:05,790 --> 00:08:08,429 - Last, but not least, okay, that's a little broken. 249 00:08:08,430 --> 00:08:09,539 - You broke my cig? 250 00:08:09,540 --> 00:08:10,372 - It was just sort of loose in your backpack. 251 00:08:10,373 --> 00:08:12,029 - Why did you break my cig? 252 00:08:12,030 --> 00:08:13,132 - I think it was broken in there, 'cause it sort of- 253 00:08:13,133 --> 00:08:16,709 - I think you broke my cig. - And it's smokeable, still. 254 00:08:16,710 --> 00:08:17,609 Right? (Candice sighs in disgust) 255 00:08:17,610 --> 00:08:19,769 Can we get maybe her just a whole- 256 00:08:19,770 --> 00:08:21,839 - I would love a whole cig. 257 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:23,429 - Just, okay. - Ah, hell yeah, dude. 258 00:08:23,430 --> 00:08:25,499 - And that is the end of "What is in My Bag?" 259 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:26,789 Thank you so much for doing that. 260 00:08:26,790 --> 00:08:28,409 So, PA. Can I get a PA in here? 261 00:08:28,410 --> 00:08:30,389 - You could say "please." 262 00:08:30,390 --> 00:08:34,799 I may be counterculture and, like, rebelling, 263 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,629 but I still haven't lost my manners. 264 00:08:36,630 --> 00:08:38,189 - Well, so, you know, it's one of those things 265 00:08:38,190 --> 00:08:39,149 where they know I mean it. 266 00:08:39,150 --> 00:08:41,009 They know I mean "please," right? 267 00:08:41,010 --> 00:08:42,539 - How do people know what you mean 268 00:08:42,540 --> 00:08:44,549 if you're not saying exactly what you mean? 269 00:08:44,550 --> 00:08:46,349 - I'm sort of a benevolent leader. 270 00:08:46,350 --> 00:08:47,969 Do you know time off? - Is that a band? 271 00:08:47,970 --> 00:08:49,829 - Well, you know, like when people get time off of work? 272 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:51,089 - Okay. - Well, I'm just saying. 273 00:08:51,090 --> 00:08:52,049 You know, I'm a benevolent leader. 274 00:08:52,050 --> 00:08:53,489 I made sure everybody has a weekend. 275 00:08:53,490 --> 00:08:55,229 - Well, that's just a legality thing. 276 00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:57,659 - Well, they're not, it's largely a nonunion set. 277 00:08:57,660 --> 00:08:59,129 So we sort of- - It's nonunion? 278 00:08:59,130 --> 00:09:01,289 - Well, you know- - Damn, y'all should unionize. 279 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:02,999 - And they don't need to, because I'm taking care of 'em. 280 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,789 - I don't know, I work at Dairy Queen and we unionized. 281 00:09:05,790 --> 00:09:07,229 - You unionized your Dairy Queen? 282 00:09:07,230 --> 00:09:10,409 - Sure did, you're not getting a Dilly Bar without fair pay. 283 00:09:10,410 --> 00:09:11,849 - That's incredible. 284 00:09:11,850 --> 00:09:13,829 Not for you guys, but just as sort of in a vacuum. 285 00:09:13,830 --> 00:09:14,909 That's amazing. - I don't know. 286 00:09:14,910 --> 00:09:16,379 You guys should unionize. 287 00:09:16,380 --> 00:09:18,509 - So we had some viewers write-in questions. 288 00:09:18,510 --> 00:09:19,799 They knew there was gonna be a teen on the show 289 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:22,709 and they sort of wanted to ask their teen questions. 290 00:09:22,710 --> 00:09:24,089 - Did you give them more information 291 00:09:24,090 --> 00:09:25,312 other than just a teen was gonna be here? 292 00:09:25,313 --> 00:09:29,039 - We said sort of a teen with their hand on the pulse. 293 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:31,157 - All right, I won't question you anymore. 294 00:09:31,158 --> 00:09:33,629 (gentle upbeat music) 295 00:09:33,630 --> 00:09:36,179 - First question, we have from Rick, 296 00:09:36,180 --> 00:09:37,619 from Springfield, Illinois. 297 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:40,679 And it says, "My daughter is about to turn 13. 298 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,599 What advice would you have for her?" 299 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,699 - Let her make her own choices and be free. 300 00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:46,049 - So that's pretty good advice actually. 301 00:09:46,050 --> 00:09:47,489 Let her make a couple of choices. 302 00:09:47,490 --> 00:09:48,846 Like, "What are we having for dinner tonight?" 303 00:09:48,847 --> 00:09:50,639 - "What do you wanna do with your body"? 304 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:51,472 - Sure. 305 00:09:51,473 --> 00:09:53,129 Sure, but what if she wants to put her body, 306 00:09:53,130 --> 00:09:55,259 you know, on a plane and go follow 307 00:09:55,260 --> 00:09:56,609 some man across the country? 308 00:09:56,610 --> 00:09:58,259 - Sometimes you have to follow men, 309 00:09:58,260 --> 00:10:00,899 whether it be Bruno Mars, Brad Pitt, 310 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:02,786 or Fred Durst, you gotta go. 311 00:10:02,787 --> 00:10:03,749 - So, you know, sort of, 312 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:05,639 I feel like there's sort of multiple ways 313 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:07,259 that you can take that, right? 314 00:10:07,260 --> 00:10:09,389 Okay, so we have one here from Marsha, 315 00:10:09,390 --> 00:10:12,456 and she is from Plainfield, Kentucky. 316 00:10:12,457 --> 00:10:15,959 "What slang words are in and which ones are out"? 317 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:19,529 - The slang words that are in are the ones that you like. 318 00:10:19,530 --> 00:10:22,259 Like, when I like something, I go, "Slam dunk!" 319 00:10:22,260 --> 00:10:23,489 - Do you? - And it's not necessarily 320 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:26,639 popular amongst other people, but it makes me feel good. 321 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:28,086 And when I don't like something I go, 322 00:10:28,087 --> 00:10:30,809 "Oh no, missed the dunk!" - I like that. 323 00:10:30,810 --> 00:10:32,129 Maybe I'm gonna start taking that one. 324 00:10:32,130 --> 00:10:33,599 - I feel like you're trying too hard 325 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,849 to become something you're not. 326 00:10:35,850 --> 00:10:38,219 - I feel like I have a pretty strong sense of self. 327 00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:40,259 - I don't know, I thought so too, two weeks ago, 328 00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:42,479 but then my change happened. 329 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:43,349 - Well, can I be honest with you? 330 00:10:43,350 --> 00:10:45,599 It kind of sounds like you watched a YouTube video, 331 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,579 and then you made that your personality. 332 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,589 - You've been coming at me so hard. 333 00:10:49,590 --> 00:10:51,299 A lot like my mom, Georgie, 334 00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:56,039 who put me on a bus and sent me here from fucking Vermont. 335 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:58,409 I'm missing days at the Queen. - Days at the Queen? 336 00:10:58,410 --> 00:10:59,242 - Yeah, Dairy Queen, don't you remember? 337 00:10:59,243 --> 00:11:00,689 - Oh, days at the Dairy Queen, yes, of course. 338 00:11:00,690 --> 00:11:02,399 I didn't realize that you were calling it the Queen, 339 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,299 which is actually kind of fun. 340 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:05,429 Maybe I'm gonna start doing that if it feels right for me, 341 00:11:05,430 --> 00:11:06,599 and if it doesn't, then I won't. 342 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,159 - Okay. - So last, but not least. 343 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:09,599 And this is from Dave, 344 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,699 and he is from Appleton, Vermont, actually. 345 00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:15,247 And he wants to know, "What is your coolest dance move?" 346 00:11:15,248 --> 00:11:17,969 (Candice snaps) 347 00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:20,129 Sort of a single snap. - Yeah. 348 00:11:20,130 --> 00:11:21,299 And then, you kind of just vibe. 349 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:23,489 - Are you going out, are you going to places 350 00:11:23,490 --> 00:11:24,929 that music is happening? 351 00:11:24,930 --> 00:11:27,419 - Yeah, I went and saw Limp Bizkit's reunion tour. 352 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:28,799 - Do they just sort of come around like Cher? 353 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:30,479 - I don't know this Cher you speak of. 354 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:31,515 - You've never heard of Cher before? 355 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:32,729 - No. - Any of it? 356 00:11:32,730 --> 00:11:33,562 - No. 357 00:11:33,563 --> 00:11:34,395 - "Do You Believe in Life After Love?" 358 00:11:34,396 --> 00:11:36,599 - I don't. - No, the song. 359 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,279 You don't? - I believe in the "Nookie." 360 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,629 - Is that a Limp Bizkit song? - Yep. 361 00:11:39,630 --> 00:11:41,849 - And so here's something there. 362 00:11:41,850 --> 00:11:43,469 Hey, can I say something? 363 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:44,909 - It's your fucking show. 364 00:11:44,910 --> 00:11:47,796 - You sort of said something earlier and I was like, 365 00:11:47,797 --> 00:11:50,129 "That maybe set off a bell." 366 00:11:50,130 --> 00:11:52,169 You said that maybe like I don't know who I am. 367 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:53,609 - Yeah, I simply don't think you do. 368 00:11:53,610 --> 00:11:55,769 - But I mean, I picked this out. 369 00:11:55,770 --> 00:11:57,329 - It's just a shade of nude. 370 00:11:57,330 --> 00:11:58,739 - Well, no, it's sort of, and then it match. 371 00:11:58,740 --> 00:12:00,629 And 'cause if you look at this, so sort of, 372 00:12:00,630 --> 00:12:02,823 and just watch, ready? 373 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:05,069 And it sort of fits. 374 00:12:05,070 --> 00:12:07,739 - Feels like you're trying to fade into the background. 375 00:12:07,740 --> 00:12:09,629 - Okay, well, what should I, what should I look like? 376 00:12:09,630 --> 00:12:11,519 How about this, why don't you give a little, 377 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:12,472 give me a little makeover, how about that? 378 00:12:12,473 --> 00:12:13,349 - All right. - Would we like that? 379 00:12:13,350 --> 00:12:14,399 - I'll need tools. 380 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,989 - Can we have a PA fly in some tools? 381 00:12:15,990 --> 00:12:17,249 - You could say "please." 382 00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:18,899 - Please, please, can we have a PA? 383 00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:21,266 And watch this, and thank you. 384 00:12:21,267 --> 00:12:23,669 (gentle upbeat music) 385 00:12:23,670 --> 00:12:25,049 Look at that, doing all the lifting by myself. 386 00:12:25,050 --> 00:12:26,489 You guys take it easy for a little bit. 387 00:12:26,490 --> 00:12:27,809 - Run this through your hair. 388 00:12:27,810 --> 00:12:28,739 - Okay. 389 00:12:28,740 --> 00:12:30,299 Fun, okay, there we go. 390 00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:31,563 - Okay. - How's that? 391 00:12:31,564 --> 00:12:34,859 Little more? - Got a lot of hairspray 392 00:12:34,860 --> 00:12:35,692 up in there, don't ya? 393 00:12:35,693 --> 00:12:37,379 - Oh yeah. - Let's use this middle color 394 00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:39,479 for some blush. - Okay, so just sort of- 395 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:41,266 - Nope, more. - Okay, so sort of really- 396 00:12:41,267 --> 00:12:42,899 - Really heavy-handed. - Like this? 397 00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:43,889 - Yes. - Okay. 398 00:12:43,890 --> 00:12:45,449 - Now get in there. 399 00:12:45,450 --> 00:12:47,219 Yes! - Like that? 400 00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:48,539 - That's nice. - Okay. 401 00:12:48,540 --> 00:12:50,351 - I can see your cheekbones now. 402 00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:51,184 All right. - Look at that. 403 00:12:51,185 --> 00:12:52,235 What do we think? 404 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:53,989 Pretty fun. - Now. 405 00:12:54,970 --> 00:12:56,579 - Okay, so we got this now. 406 00:12:56,580 --> 00:12:58,512 - And you could say "thank you" when I hand you things. 407 00:12:58,513 --> 00:13:00,209 - Thank you. - Get in there. 408 00:13:00,210 --> 00:13:01,769 - With what? - Whichever color speaks 409 00:13:01,770 --> 00:13:02,820 to your heart. 410 00:13:03,570 --> 00:13:05,309 White? - Is that wrong? 411 00:13:05,310 --> 00:13:08,459 - It's not wrong, but it is the most bland color in there. 412 00:13:08,460 --> 00:13:10,199 Why don't you go for this burnt sienna? 413 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:13,619 - Okay, I didn't even think that was an option. 414 00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:15,029 - You gotta put that on your eyelids. 415 00:13:15,030 --> 00:13:16,080 - Oh, of course. 416 00:13:17,490 --> 00:13:18,540 - More. 417 00:13:19,350 --> 00:13:20,400 That's nice. 418 00:13:20,751 --> 00:13:22,732 - Thank you. - All right. 419 00:13:22,733 --> 00:13:23,909 - For saying that. - Now, do the other eye. 420 00:13:23,910 --> 00:13:26,459 - Okay, maybe, oh. - There you go! 421 00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:27,449 You're getting wild! 422 00:13:27,450 --> 00:13:28,573 - I don't know, I don't know, I don't know! 423 00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:30,269 What are we doing? - We don't know! 424 00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:31,439 - There we go, just right on top. 425 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:32,969 I don't do my makeup ordinarily. 426 00:13:32,970 --> 00:13:34,319 - Okay, now get this. 427 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:35,969 - On my off days, I sleep until it's time 428 00:13:35,970 --> 00:13:36,989 to come back into the studio. 429 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:39,209 - This is an eyebrow pencil. - Oh, eyebrows. 430 00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:40,803 Harder to do with no, 431 00:13:40,981 --> 00:13:42,862 with no mirror. 432 00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:44,129 - That's nice. - Yeah? 433 00:13:44,130 --> 00:13:45,599 Really? - Yep. Now, do the other one. 434 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:48,029 - This is amazing. - Now, you can use that 435 00:13:48,030 --> 00:13:50,099 as eyeliner, so close your eyes. 436 00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:51,752 - So I feel like I have you to talk to, 437 00:13:51,753 --> 00:13:53,519 now, do you have people to talk to? 438 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:54,352 - Yeah. - Who? 439 00:13:54,353 --> 00:13:55,709 - I talk to Spike. 440 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,059 I have my other friend. 441 00:13:57,060 --> 00:13:59,129 Her name is Candy. - Candy. 442 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:00,359 Okay, well, tell me about Candy. 443 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:01,919 - She's a stripper. - Huh. 444 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,299 Okay, and how did we meet Candy? 445 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,319 Nothing wrong with being a stripper. 446 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:05,249 - No. - Sex work is work. 447 00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:07,859 I'm just sort of wondering what is, how did you meet Candy? 448 00:14:07,860 --> 00:14:09,389 'Cause you are 16. - Yes. 449 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,829 I met her outside the strip club. 450 00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:11,880 She's 18. 451 00:14:12,690 --> 00:14:13,983 You look so good. 452 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:17,789 - Thank you. 453 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,469 I feel pretty good. 454 00:14:19,470 --> 00:14:20,699 - Okay. 455 00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:22,559 Isn't it fun I had a mirror the whole time? 456 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,479 - Yep. - How do you feel? 457 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,309 - I feel like I learned something today. 458 00:14:26,310 --> 00:14:28,109 - What did you learn? - What did I learn? 459 00:14:28,110 --> 00:14:30,599 Ask if there's a mirror in the bag first. 460 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:31,432 - Okay. - Wonderful. 461 00:14:31,433 --> 00:14:32,609 Well, thank you so much for that. 462 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,859 - You're welcome. - Honestly, I don't feel bad. 463 00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:36,899 Okay, so if we can go ahead and, PAs, 464 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,309 if we can fly that chair out. 465 00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:39,809 - Please. - Please. 466 00:14:39,810 --> 00:14:41,549 - I don't know why this is so hard for you. 467 00:14:41,550 --> 00:14:43,559 - Please. - Thank you. 468 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:45,089 - Don't even need to say please now anymore, 469 00:14:45,090 --> 00:14:46,079 'cause it's counterculture. 470 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:48,779 - I don't think you're understanding where I'm coming from. 471 00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:50,339 - I got some rapid-fire questions for ya. 472 00:14:50,340 --> 00:14:53,309 - Okay. (gentle music) 473 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:56,279 - Question number one, what do you bring to a potluck? 474 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:57,569 - Chili. - Love that. 475 00:14:57,570 --> 00:14:59,399 - What is your favorite quote? 476 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:02,459 - Well, I wrote it in my diary. 477 00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:04,746 - Okay, let's listen. 478 00:15:04,747 --> 00:15:08,219 - "If God made any mistake, and he didn't, 479 00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:11,399 it's that he put the most important decision in life, 480 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:14,669 right at the time when our hormones are raging." 481 00:15:14,670 --> 00:15:16,769 - What is the most important decision of life? 482 00:15:16,770 --> 00:15:18,426 - Like, you know, when you're in high school, they're like, 483 00:15:18,427 --> 00:15:20,729 "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" 484 00:15:20,730 --> 00:15:21,569 That's huge! 485 00:15:21,570 --> 00:15:24,629 That's what you're gonna be for a chunk of your time, 486 00:15:24,630 --> 00:15:26,489 and your hormones are raging. 487 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:27,839 - How about one more? - All right. 488 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,946 I'll look at one of my earlier quotes. 489 00:15:29,947 --> 00:15:32,339 "Openness and vulnerability can be learned 490 00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:34,107 from someone modeling them." 491 00:15:34,108 --> 00:15:36,329 - You wrote that in your diary? 492 00:15:36,330 --> 00:15:37,439 - Yes, it's written in my diary. 493 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:38,729 - That's just really, 494 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,799 like, pretty poetic and pretty beautiful. 495 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,659 - Yeah. - I'm getting divorced. 496 00:15:42,660 --> 00:15:44,129 - You're getting divorced? - I think so. 497 00:15:44,130 --> 00:15:45,726 - The second part of the quote is, 498 00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:48,419 "Your husband can learn from your example." 499 00:15:48,420 --> 00:15:50,819 - You wrote that down? - Yeah. 500 00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:52,199 - Okay, I'm sorry, I feel like I'm sort of, 501 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,032 like, putting a lot on you. 502 00:15:53,033 --> 00:15:54,059 I'm, like, looking in your eyes right now, 503 00:15:54,060 --> 00:15:55,109 and I'm like, "You're like a kid. 504 00:15:55,110 --> 00:15:56,579 You're like a teenager," right? 505 00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:57,809 You have so much life to live. 506 00:15:57,810 --> 00:15:59,126 And you're like writing these beautiful things down, 507 00:15:59,127 --> 00:16:01,169 and you haven't even experienced this yet. 508 00:16:01,170 --> 00:16:02,399 - People talk to me. 509 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:03,839 I have a round, symmetrical face, 510 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,909 so people find me friendly. 511 00:16:05,910 --> 00:16:08,299 - I feel like this sort of brings me into my last question. 512 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,359 - Yeah. - I ask this to each 513 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,339 and every one of my guests. 514 00:16:11,340 --> 00:16:13,259 What is the meaning of life? 515 00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:15,419 - The meaning of life is something 516 00:16:15,420 --> 00:16:17,639 you gotta find out for yourself. 517 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:20,759 You gotta live your authentic truth, your authentic self. 518 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:22,529 And when your mom tells you to clean your room, 519 00:16:22,530 --> 00:16:24,477 you say, "Fuck off, bitch!" 520 00:16:24,841 --> 00:16:28,319 - I don't think that one applies to me. 521 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,579 - It does. 522 00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:32,309 Live the life you wanna live. 523 00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:34,169 And if someone goes, "You suck at hosting," 524 00:16:34,170 --> 00:16:35,819 you go, "Fuck you, bitch! 525 00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,292 I'll host the way I wanna host." 526 00:16:37,293 --> 00:16:39,479 - Yeah, fuck, fuck you, bitch. 527 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:41,129 That's way I wanna host. - Well, not to the crew. 528 00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:43,559 I mean, if somebody's coming at you in a weird way, 529 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:44,392 then you can respond that way, but the crew- 530 00:16:44,393 --> 00:16:46,619 - Well, they're always coming at me in a weird way. 531 00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:47,819 - I don't know, they seem like 532 00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:49,289 they've been pretty stationary. 533 00:16:49,290 --> 00:16:51,389 - And I'm seeing people gather in the corner there, 534 00:16:51,390 --> 00:16:52,679 and I'm seeing little pieces of paper 535 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:53,939 and people trying to write out union cards. 536 00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:54,772 And don't even think about it. 537 00:16:54,773 --> 00:16:56,399 - I feel like I've talked to you 538 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,049 and you take it in the wrong way. 539 00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,100 - Yes. 540 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:02,099 Yes, that's it, that's it, right? 541 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,569 Is I'll just sort of keep doing what I'm doing, 542 00:17:03,570 --> 00:17:05,309 but I gotta be harder about it, right? 543 00:17:05,310 --> 00:17:07,409 I gotta yell at the crew louder, yeah? 544 00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:08,489 I gotta make sure that I'm like, 545 00:17:08,490 --> 00:17:09,936 I'm ruling this place with an iron fist, right? 546 00:17:09,937 --> 00:17:11,399 - I don't know. - Oh, maybe sometimes 547 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:12,269 I'll take my jacket off. 548 00:17:12,270 --> 00:17:13,169 - Oh. - Whoa, maybe I'll take 549 00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:14,706 my jacket off and I'll go like this, 550 00:17:14,707 --> 00:17:16,026 "Pick that up!" - How you gonna- 551 00:17:16,027 --> 00:17:17,751 - [Vic] Oh, okay, that felt pretty good, right? 552 00:17:17,752 --> 00:17:18,659 - That's wrong. - Maybe I'll muss 553 00:17:18,660 --> 00:17:20,369 with the leaves, I'm mussing the leaves. 554 00:17:20,370 --> 00:17:22,589 And then, I'll go, "Fix 'em, fix 'em!" 555 00:17:22,590 --> 00:17:25,649 And if they don't, fired, fired! 556 00:17:25,650 --> 00:17:27,359 Be myself, double down! 557 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:30,389 - If that's what you wanna do, my you're gonna do it. 558 00:17:30,390 --> 00:17:31,889 - Maybe I'll sit in the chair like this. 559 00:17:31,890 --> 00:17:33,449 Slide in. - Doesn't seem comfortable. 560 00:17:33,450 --> 00:17:34,282 - And I'll just sit like this 561 00:17:34,283 --> 00:17:35,309 and I'll do interviews like this from now. 562 00:17:35,310 --> 00:17:36,929 What do you think? - Seems like every time 563 00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,839 I give my opinion you twist it up in a weird way 564 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:41,832 that makes sense to only you. 565 00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:44,609 - Exactly, your mom said you have an electric guitar solo 566 00:17:44,610 --> 00:17:46,619 you wanted to do for us to play us off today, huh? 567 00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:48,599 - Hell yeah, I do! - Let's fly that in. 568 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:49,739 No, thank you. 569 00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:51,209 - So you'll never say "please." 570 00:17:51,210 --> 00:17:53,369 - Heck no, you know, 'cause I double down now, 571 00:17:53,370 --> 00:17:56,219 so that's a no "thank you" and no "please." 572 00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:57,629 - Thank you. 573 00:17:57,630 --> 00:17:59,943 I'm sorry nobody seems to appreciate you. 574 00:18:01,170 --> 00:18:02,388 - Here we go, ready? 575 00:18:02,389 --> 00:18:03,779 (Candice strums guitar) 576 00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:06,140 Oh, that's nice, there we go. 577 00:18:06,141 --> 00:18:09,474 (Candice strums guitar) 578 00:18:10,620 --> 00:18:11,846 - I'm sad I came here. 579 00:18:11,847 --> 00:18:13,379 (Candice strums guitar) 580 00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:14,635 I'm sad my mom sent me here. 581 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:17,549 (Candice strums guitar) 582 00:18:17,550 --> 00:18:20,639 - I'm Vic Michaelis, reminding you to be true to yourself. 583 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,139 Unless you'd rather be somebody else. 584 00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:25,199 Goodnight. - Fuck you, Mom! 585 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,269 And I'm not cleaning my room when I get back, 586 00:18:27,270 --> 00:18:29,039 you stupid bitch! 587 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,141 - We can't use that. 588 00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:32,725 (upbeat music) 589 00:18:40,129 --> 00:18:43,546 (upbeat music continues) 590 00:18:49,972 --> 00:18:52,398 (upbeat music ending) 591 00:18:52,448 --> 00:18:56,998 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0